Underwear should have a Side A and Side B.

Woke up late today. Because I still cannot do the math on how many sprays of perfume equals a shower, I quickly decided to be a little more presentable by at least changing out of my "yesterday clothes". To my discovery, there were only two clean pairs of underwear in my drawer. Underwear #1, I will refer to as…

Underwear should have a Side A and Side B.

Reasons I need a lock on my bathroom door.